Have You No Sense of Decency? Let Elena Kagan Use the Bathroom!

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is in Day 3 of her confirmation hearings, and has reportedly held up well thus far. The Christian Science Monitor reports that in particular, Kagan’s sense of humor has been on full display during her Supreme Court confirmation hearings this week. (For example: Sen. Graham — "I just asked you [...]

Save the Date: July 12 for Law Librarian Karaoke

I don’t know that it’s worth a special trip, unless you’re having a really slow summer, but if you happen to be in Denver two weeks from yesterday, either because you’re lucky enough to live in that beautiful city, or because you’re getting ready to file a suit challenging the University of Colorado’s concealed weapons [...]

Monday’s Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: A mall Rent-a-Cop is trying to detain me for shoplifting even though I just explained that I am a freelance reporter and I was stealing the item for an assignment I’m doing "on the side." Isn’t this covered [...]

You Really CAN Buy Anything at Walmart

In today’s installment of "Seriously?" I present the story of Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini: The two were arrested Wednesday in Salinas, Calif., for trying to sell their 6-month old baby outside a Walmart store. (If only they had made it inside the store, I’m sure they would have been prominently featured here.) Fousek demanded [...]

Value Billing: Getting Paid for Knowing ‘Where to Pound the Nail’

I have seen two posts recently on the topic of the value of one’s work that I think are interesting in the context of the legal profession. Seth Godin argues here that there is a big difference between what people will pay for "hourly work" versus "linchpin work." He defines linchpin work as work performed [...]

Survey Shows Increasing Gap Between Legal and IT Departments

Recommind, a software vendor with several e-discovery products, last week released the results of a survey showing that collaboration and communication between corporate legal departments and IT departments is on the wane. The press release doesn’t specify how many companies, or what kind of companies, were surveyed, other than to say that respondents were "senior [...]

Legal Writing 102: Lessons From Songwriters

I’ve posted here several times recently to pass along the blogosphere’s ongoing tips for better legal writing. I’d characterize most of those tips as Legal Writing 101 — tips for avoiding truly "bad briefs," tips from brief-writing rockstar Justice John Roberts, and so on. Now let’s move on to Legal Writing 102. The (new) legal [...]

Not-Too-Bright Defendant of the Day: Catherin Vaughn, aka Katherine Funk

IF you’ve pleaded guilty to child abuse, and IF you’re lucky enough to be sentenced only to probation (a travesty in and of itself in my opinion), it’s probably a pretty bad idea to threaten to kill a judge, the judge’s children, and the parenting-skills and anger-management instructor you’re seeing pursuant to court order. Via [...]

Friday’s Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I have a brilliant plan to rob people at ATMs. It’s low-cost, too. All I need are some squirt bottles and some liquid feces. Sound good? Answer: Sounds terrible. And not even that original. (CBC News, Feces-squirting thieves [...]

Kentucky Court Watchers Rejoice — Tell-All Book Now Available

Anybody can read "The Brethren" or "The Nine" and call himself a court aficionado. But if you’re really hardcore — and/or live and practice law in Kentucky — you should get your hands on a copy of "Secrets of the Ky. Supreme Court" by retired Justice Donald Wintersheimer. The book appears to have been self-published. [...]

Wednesday’s Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I’m working the register at Dunkin’ Donuts. I’m pretty sure this guy just said "Give me the money, I have a gun." But he may have said, "Give me a honey bun." Now what? Answer: Your call. When [...]

A Car Rental Company by Any Other Name . . .

From this morning’s New York Law Journal comes a report on a case decided by a New York trial court, holding that Zipcar, the "car-sharing" service currently operating in 50 cities and 100 universities around the country, is shielded from vicarious liability for accidents involving its vehicles. The decision, Minto v. Zipcar (.pdf), is notable [...]

Monday’s Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I need a divorce but I really don’t feel like spending much time with the lawyers. Can’t I just do this all on my iPhone? Answer: Not quite, but the new DivorceApps will get you started. (LawSites, Getting [...]

Friday’s Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I am a nun living in a convent. What is this weed growing in our garden and why do the pigs like it so much? And why are our porters being arrested? Answer: Sometimes police find an acre [...]

Legal Blago Watch: Judge Clamps Down Early on Tweets, Arm Waving, Facial Gestures and More

The trial of former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is just two days old and already it’s looking like one to keep a close eye on. First, Judge James Zagel ordered Blagojevich not to tweet post to Twitter yesterday as his corruption trial got underway. USA Today reports that this Twitter ban appears to have been [...]

Real Life ‘Glee’ Groups Would Be ‘Breakin’ the Law, Breakin’ the Law’

I (sort of) watched my first (and second) episodes of the latest biggest-thing-since-sliced-bread prime time show, "Glee," last night. Chalk it up to extenuating circumstances. I admit that it didn’t once occur to me to ponder the copyright implications of a bunch of high school kids singing and dancing along to some of the most [...]

‘Geezer Bandit’ Still on the Loose in California

Our own Bruce Carton has been dutifully maintaining the "Legal Blog Watch Checklist for Bank Robbers" since last December. In the first installment, he included this suggestion: Acknowledge your physical limitations: Let’s face it, not all wannabe bank robbers are spring chickens. But that doesn’t have to stop you. If you are 70 or 80 [...]

Sign of the Times: Law School as a Path to Reality TV

Mark Bennett, on his Defending People blog, posted yesterday about a Houston Chronicle interview with Erica Rose, a rising 3L at the University of Houston Law Center. Ms. Rose (pictured, left) is no ordinary law student, however. She’s a Houston socialite, offspring of a well-known local plastic surgeon, and already has two reality shows under [...]

Axiom: A Personal Approach to the Law Firm Website

Law firms — particularly big law firms — tend to be conservative with their websites. Although listing all of a firm’s lawyers on the site and providing their bios is now pretty standard, these listings tend to be limited to name, rank and serial number, usually accompanied by a conservative photo (or no photo at [...]

BigLaw Falling for Small Scam

If some guy named "Jimmy" called you at your office and said he had found an envelope addressed to you from the New York State Insurance Fund on the subway or in the back of a cab, would you tell him to bring it right over and reimburse him for his cab fare, with a [...]

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