Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I was at the grocery store with my husband and our 3-year-old son when I started feeling faint. I grabbed a $5 sandwich off the shelf and started eating it — I saved the wrapper so I could [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I want to roll around Silicon Valley with no license plates on my car for years like Steve Jobs did. How do I pull that off without getting tickets? Answer: A loophole in California vehicle laws gives owners [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: Why was I able to get such a great deal on the used car I recently purchased? And why has my health steadily deteriorated ever since I bought it? Answer: Watch out, vehicles with high radiation levels from [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I live in Missouri. Does my state have any guidance for me with respect to identifying potential zombies? Answer: Yes, the Missouri Department of Conservation has issued an alert saying that the following are indications that you have [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: My plan is simple. I will place my feces along with other waste products such as fertilizer on a heater and turn it into gold. Then I will be rich — bwaaaaa haaaa haaaa!! Do you see any [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I am with a law enforcement agency. One of our agents decided to take a joyride in a $750,000 Ferrari that had been "detained" during an investigation into its apparent theft from a dealership. Long story short, he [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I am a police detective in Los Angeles. Sometimes I like to send out tweets on Twitter with photos of bloody murder scenes that I investigate. Is that going to be a problem? Answer: The LAPD has no [...]

In Zanesville, Ohio today, several schools districts have been closed and motorists are being warned to stay in their vehicles by flashing highway signs that read, "Caution exotic animals" and "Stay in vehicle." Meanwhile, more than 50 law enforcement officials, including sheriff’s deputies, highway patrol officers, police officers and officers from the state Division of [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I am a contestant in the World Scrabble Championships in Warsaw. I just defeated an opponent in one of my matches, but he has now demanded that I be taken to the toilet and strip-searched to prove I [...]

I first came across Courtroom Presentations when they were opposite me on a case. I was immediately impressed with the quality of their work, and the personality of Kelly. I have since used them on some cases of my own. Their work is first class, they are extremely responsive and they add a fresh element [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: A guy claiming to be a doctor just showed up at my front door. He has a black doctor’s bag and everything. Anyway, he is offering free breast exams! Seems legit — right? Answer: I cannot say for [...]

In Florida, Gov. Rick Scott has had it with educational programs and majors at his state’s universities that do not contribute much to Florida’s economy. Scott has now stated that degrees such as psychology and anthropology and potentially even entire schools that focus on a liberal arts curriculum should begin to get the short-end of [...]

I see your MyBaldLawyer.com and raise you an Asian Columbo! As BaldLawyer Chandler Mason illustrated last week, there is rarely a shortage of amusement in the world of lawyer advertising. The subject of today’s dose of off-beat lawyer advertising: John Kim, a.k.a. the "Asian Columbo." According to a John Kim press release last month, Kim [...]

Here are today’s three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I’m the star in a topless Las Vegas show. If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. Can I insure my two primary moneymakers for [...]